Top Ten Reasons for the MLB Network to Hire Me.

(for some of these, tongue planted firmly in cheek)

10. I live in Westfield, NJ. No relocation costs!
9. My youthful energy and boyish good looks.
8. Do you really want to hear me complain about how I was never given a chance for the rest of my life?
7. Because I believe “candlesticks always make a nice gift”
6. My ability to write in a conversational way and easily engage a reader
5. This blog… You know you can’t resist it.
4. The hunger I have to succeed and make this dream a reality
3. I am a consistent and dedicated worker, ready to contribute on the highest level
2. I’m in touch and well-versed in new technology (podcasts, blogs, etc.)
1. I am extremely knowledgeable in the world of Fantasy Baseball, Roto and Points Leagues. I can be the sage for millions of potential audience members.